I first want to apologize for being a couple days late in getting this together, and also thank master of the dojo, Mr. Yee, for keeping the project on track and generally rocking. That said, here's some thumbnails...
It's very stupid, but any suggestions on how I could make it not only stupid but funny too are welcome. Since it's mostly dialogue I've included the script below. I think it still needs some sort of ending gag or "button", just the ninjas saying something as they walk away or something.
Oh, and "V" stands for "catering-truck Vender
", and "N" stands for... well, you know...
N: Hey, we'd like a tuna on white, and... an egg salad sandwich with wheat.
V: Tuna on white and egg salad on wheat!
N: Hey, what's with the bunny rabbit?
V: Bunny rabbit with no legs, five ninety-nine.
N: What? It doesn't even have legs? What the hell, you're selling it?
V: What, why do you care?
N: What do you mean why do we care? Its just not right! What the hell is wrong with you?
V: You guys are Ninjas. You're, like, hardened assassins without feelings, existing only to carry out
totally sinister and nefarious missions in the night! Ninjas are silent and deadly, they don't
go around rescuing animals.
N: Oh, I see. All ninjas are the same to you. I bet you're like "I can't even tell one ninja apart from
the others they all look the same to me"
N: Look, how about you just give us the bunny and throw in that little cart to wheel it around in.
V: Cart's ten bucks.
N: We not funding your criminal inhumanity!!
V: I don't suppose sensitive, soft hearted ninjas such as yourselves would even carry any shuriken? No?
Wakizashis? Katanas, Kama, Jutte?
V: In which case, are you going to pay for your sandwiches...
V: ...or am I going to have to ask you to get lost?
*cut to two minutes later, ninjas wheeling bunny away from burning wreckage of catering truck*